I have noticed that I am getting wrinkles on my face. I feel as though I am too young but never the less it is happening. It has been bothering me so I bought anti-wrinkle cream and I am obsessively using it. No change yet but I started looking at my life and I realized why I am getting wrinkles. I live with 3 boys and I teach approximately 70 boys. They are the cause of my wrinkles. I thought I would compile a list of things I can have happen or I will say on an average day.
1. Why is the baby on the table?
2. Greyson we don't climb in the toilet.
3. Preston, get your hand out of your pants.
4. Don't punch the baby in the head
5. Don't tease your son...
6. Tony, get your hand out of your pants
7. No I will not call your mom and tell her you acted "alright" today.
8. Why is there an empty jello container under my dresser....with a spoon?
9. No I will not change your grade becasue you are a "Beast"
10. How is it possible to have dirt running down your face while drinking water?
11. Do not cut holes in your uniform with the classroom scissors
12. Preston, do not cut holes in your shirt with your teachers scissors.
13. Preston, get your hands out of your pants.
14. No I will not give you a good grade so you can go hang with your homies.
15. Why is the baby naked?
16. It is 2AM why am I still pulling matchbox cars out of my bed?
17. Why are there crumbs in my bed?
18. How long has that sippy been there?
19. All boys, get your hands out of your pants.
20. Pull up your pants.
21. What is that smell?
22. No I do not believe that your bruise came from you falling and hitting your neck.
23. Don't put food in your brothers hair.
24. I don't care what your other teachers let you do....you cannot play dominos in my room.
25. Please take your hands out of your pants and go wash them right now.
Now I understand why God gave us botox.....I could have made this list longer.
